I rip the horns of your avatar's head and impale you through the eyes.

wolfy098:
You die simply from the awesomeness of that post

If awesome were a threat I would have died some time ago.

Souplex:

wolfy098:
You die simply from the awesomeness of that post

If awesome were a threat I would have died some time ago.

Why what did I do to deserve suffocation by laughing

but that really was good

I decide you are not worth the effort of being overly original, so I tape a steak to a stick and throw it off a cliff. You mindlessly follow it and fall to your death.

I grab a cork and plug one the whale's blow holes. While the whale is swelling from this I attach an atom bomb to the whale. The two explosions go off at the same time creating a black hole through the whales blow hole. This sucks the world itself into a void of which there is no return.

By the way who revived this old thread?

Oh, and yes, this is a one-off post in a forum game for me :P

Please feel free to point out any errors you may have noticed whilst reading it as well, I'm not proofreading that at twenty to three in the morning.

Zombie_Fish:
KamehameSNIP!

Good to see you continuing the tradition of awesome kills, Zombie!
That made my night considerably more enjoyable.
*high fives*

Now then!
During a game of Nerf Wars: Zombie Attack, I get you involved as a Zombie.
Playing as a survivor, I coat my darts in a contact poison, which kills in seconds.
After shooting four other people, and watching them turn purple and die, I finally find you.
Taking aim at your eye, I fire the dart. You see it coming, and open your mouth in surprise.
The dart flies into your open maw, and you swallow the poisoned projectile, which spreads its deadly coating all the way down your throat and into your gut. This massive dose has a different effect on you, and after you turn purple and collapse, you rise again, only to grab a fellow "zombie" and bite a large chunk out of their arm.

I run to find a sturdier weapon as you continue your mauling of the zombie players, and eventually get a mass of 23 zombies. I return with a large steel pole, and begin to smash their heads in, killing your risen allies.

You take notice of this and begin shambling towards me. Unfortunately, your moans give you away, and I am able to spin in time to dodge your clumsy tackle. You turn over in time to see my foot coming down on your face as I curb stomp you.

Lost In The Void:

By the way who revived this old thread?

Guilty.
^_^

A light glows from the late halloween party I have created. I stand ajusting my suit as I walk into the room, the guest populating the room, Neonbob, Zombie_Fish, and other stand around the glowing tub, a low green neon colour. "The Game is Bobbing for...well that's the fun isn't," I announce leading the man of Neon to the tub, "Why don't you go first."

As he cautiously approaches the tub, I slam his head into it, feeling the thrashing and his muffled screams pour from the tub. Soon he is still. I pull the corpse from the tub, and in his mouth, a green fuel rod. Like one that would power a nuclear weapon.

Neonbob:

Guilty ^_^

Your lucky I love this game, but not so lucky as I am preparing a death of epic proportions for you in retaliation of an old death by your hand.

I travel to the void, where I meet Lost In The Void. I take the poppy from his suit and slice his head off with it. The head goes flying into the air, then lands on my sword. I rip the head off my sword and let the blood run down into the void.

I will tear the sword from your avatar's hand and chop you up until you look like bits of old banana.

I knock you out and put you in full body restraints.
Then I put a very strong cable around your head, and into a device which will pull on the cable with incredible strength.
When you wake up, I turn it on, and the cable starts to compress your head. You try to squirm, but the restraints keep you from doing so. The cable gets tighter and tighter, and eventually a concave shape is pressed into your forehead.
Your eyes bulge, and you scream as the cable finally crushes through your skull, and your brain pops out onto the ground.
Just for the hell of it, I then stab your brain with a pitchfork.

I nail you to a wall and leave you hanging there in front of SeaWorld whale exhibit. While you attempt to free your self I drop a bomb on the facility launching the whales all over the place. You free one hand just in time to cover your face as a whale crushes your body against the wall and leaves you flattened against the wall.

Hack of Lost In The Void's legs, drag him say... five metres in front of a steam-roller, and turn it's hand-brake off, allowing it to roll towards him...

I rip out your spine and beat you with it.

I stab KOSRN through the chest with my claws, then put his face under his exercise machine and run on it, therefore crushing him.

I give you an energy drink. I'm assuming that you are Tails, by the way.
After you consume the drink, you have so much energy that you can no longer control how fast your tails spin, and you go flying into the stratosphere, where the sudden change in pressure makes you explode.

I'll constrcut aand enormous baseball bat, and smash the whales back in your direction, hoping that one of them will hit you and flatten you into a red stain on the seafloor.

I put you between two tanks, and have them stretch you out. As they pull your body to its limit, I hop in a dune buggy with a large blade on the hood, and speed towards you.
50 feet away from you, I hit the brakes, and slow to a crawl.
Confused, you turn to see the blade at your midsection, creeping slowly towards your side.
At an inch from your skin, I hit the gas, hop out of the buggy, and watch as it cuts you in half.
Then the tanks drag your halves for miles.
Muahahaa.

I stand in front of you, and paw at your legs. Overcome by the cuteness, you pick me up and get your face clawed off, and I start snacking on your brains.

I deny your existence and replace you with the true lord of the underworld.

Bobby Kotick.

I take your Rosa Mystica. You try to resist, but my vines keep you in place as I take it out. I break you just for good measure.

I give you five cans of hair spray.
You use them all within a month. Unknown to you, the residue is highly flammable, and remains in your hair for three months.
So, one day, I meet with you again, and light your hair on fire.
The fire spreads quickly, and melts your face off.
You die five seconds later.

I redirect one of the whales blown from the water onto you.

I gather every witty one liner I have every posted, and forge a sword out of them.
Using this weapon, I decapitate you.
^{Hooray! 200 to go!}

I form the Whale Coalition of America and we wage war on you. Rosie O'Donnel is our leader.

I take your glasses and beat you to death with them.

Neonbob:

Zombie_Fish:
KamehameSNIP!

Good to see you continuing the tradition of awesome kills, Zombie!
That made my night considerably more enjoyable.
*high fives*

I was contemplating writing a piece in killing ajb924 after he tried to necro it in the same style, it's just that I never got round to it and the thread died again shortly afterwards. It was only after me and IdealistCommi were talking about forum games a while back that I realised that this was alive again, so I decided 'why not?'

*return high five*

Oh, and congrats on getting 200 away.

And now I think I should kill someone to keep this thing on topic.

Bit long-winded and not as good as the previous part I reckon but, oh well. I had fun writing it.

Zombie_Fish:

Neonbob:

Zombie_Fish:
KamehameSNIP!

Good to see you continuing the tradition of awesome kills, Zombie!
That made my night considerably more enjoyable.
*high fives*

I was contemplating writing a piece in killing ajb924 after he tried to necro it in the same style, it's just that I never got round to it and the thread died again shortly afterwards. It was only after me and IdealistCommi were talking about forum games a while back that I realised that this was alive again, so I decided 'why not?'

*return high five*

Oh, and congrats on getting 200 away.

And now I think I should kill someone to keep this thing on topic.
-storeh snip-

Bit long-winded and not as good as the previous part I reckon but, oh well. I had fun writing it.

WaHaaaa!
That was a great read!
You stuck to the plot wonderfully!
And I love the song of choice for the killing spree.
Bravo, I say! Bra-VO!

I'll have to top you at some point ^_^
And thanks for the congrats!

Now then...I wait until you are sound asleep, and then flip the mattress you lay on. As you wake up, you yell in surprise. When the bed is completely flipped, I jump on top of it, pressing you into the bedframe below. The small metal bars that help support the mattress push into your chest and stomach.

I then grab hold of the headboard and use my arms to push down, compressing you further. Now, the bars begin to bruise your internal organs, and the pain really gets to you. The bar on your chest then breaks your ribcage, and one of the shards punctures a lung. You begin to wheeze as air leaks out, and blood leaks in. Finally, another rib gets shoved through your heart, and your existence comes to an end.

I kill everyone with.........

George Bush.

I bury you under a pile of space armor.

I souplex you.

Nukage.
End of story.
(Yours really.)